I’d be happy to help you craft a review for Midlife Crisis Version 0.34. Since I don’t have direct access to the game’s current state or your personal experience with it, I’ll provide a template review based on common elements in adult visual novels / life-sim games of this genre. You can customize it with your actual impressions.
Patch pending. Estimated release: never. Midlife Crisis Version 0.34
The developers (us) are currently working on a hotfix. We are realizing that the sports car is just a symbol for wanting to feel visible. The career change is just a symbol for wanting to feel useful. I’d be happy to help you craft a
[CRITICAL ERROR. IMMERSION BREAKING. NPC_LINDA HAS BROKEN THE FOURTH WALL.] Patch pending
The only real fix? Log off. Touch the grass (not the kind on Zillow). And remember: the convertible was never about the car. It was about the wind. Version 0.34 forgot the wind.
Symptoms of a Midlife Crisis