The Seussification of Romeo and Juliet is a comedic, one-act play by American playwright Peter Bloedel that reimagines William Shakespeare’s classic tragedy in the whimsical, rhyming style of Dr. Seuss. Key Play Details

But consider:

[Illustration: A lively illustration of Romeo and Juliet dancing, surrounded by party hats and balloons]

"O Romeo, Romeo! Why must you beA Montague boy from across the big sea?Change your last name to 'Bloop' or to 'Blight,'And we can eat crackers and cheese every night!"